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Buying a hooker is tougher than you might think. I know.

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Think again, my friend. But in essex personals town, maybe you have one or two hookers. A hooker! However, they kept bugging me over and over again that I must have the money, they were so horny, they needed someone… so I offered to procure the prostitute for them as a compromise, saving them the trouble of actually finding one.

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It ended in disaster, of course.

The two times streetwalkers have approached me were both bad opportunities: Once, when I was walking with my twelve-year old stepbrother, I was propositioned. My friend Bryan has twice picked up what he thought were hitchhikers, but turned out to be garden-variety strumpets. You see, one night in a drunken state, my friends Ryan and Bryan suddenly revealed to me that they had this fantasy about double-dogging some bimbo together. You could wind up with your eyes clawed out, your sclera pooled on the ground like soggy scrambled eggs as you blindly mutter apology after michelle sutton escort.

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